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[pnk-spiderr]

The Phineas and Ferb episode "Ask a Foolish Question" proves that the Dwampyverse takes place in a retrocausal universe where both the past and future impact the current state of the universe. In this essay I will-

[pnk-spiderr]

if i was handling a 6.2kg ball of plutonium i would simply follow proper safety protocol. rip to louis slotin but im different

[pnk-spiderr]

two moods:

-thinkin bout homestuck

-"so due to the electrons of superheavy atoms moving near the speed of light, relativistic effects cause them to have a larger mass than electrons in most other atoms! this relativistic effect leads to shifts in the energy levels of electrons, causing the subshell splitting of the 7p subshell. since two of the six 7p electrons are subject to the inert pair effect in addition to the two 7s electrons, flerovium, which has 4 valence electrons, acts like it has a full shell. similarly, oganesson might not act like it has a full shell, despite having 8 valence electrons, so it's predicted to be both solid at stp and more reactive than what you'd expect from a noble gas! so basically, in our attempts to make cursed elements with unstable compound nuclei, we've found where periodic trends fucking break. cool right?"

and then the poor person i'm yapping at has a mental breakdown.